Jimmy, Rip, 1

And now... I present to you... one of my most sought-after bouts. I waited over 7 long, agonizing years to finally see this. Last season, September/October 2009, it was finally released on DVD by Can-Am (Canadian Nude Pro Wrestling 2). Jimmy Dean vs. Rip Beretta:

As well as being one of the most gorgeous guys to ever wrestle in the ring, Jimmy Dean is also one of the cockiest.

As he warms up, he grins like the champ he knows he is.

And in the other corner - Jimmy's victim - the stunning beauty Rip Beretta. Beretta mopped the floor with Aaron Aubrey in Canadian Nude Pro Wrestling 1. But Jimmy always makes the other guy pay. The meaty, beefy hunk stretches in his corner.

The bell rings! Now the studs circle one another, showing off Rip's awesome butt and Jimmy's amazingly muscular torso.

Jimmy gets Rip's arm and then the jobber is down. Jimmy climbs on top of him and chokes him.

Then, a kick to the back!

Jimmy grabs a handful of Rip's hair and yanks him up to his feet (check out Jimmy's ass).

He throws Rip (look at those biceps!) into the ropes, where he bounces into Jimmy's clothesline. Rip falls hard and squirms, not fully able to get up quickly enough.

Then, a kick to the stomach as Jimmy's manhood starts growing a little bigger. Then, a manhandling session: Jimmy flips Rip over, yanks his arm, chokes him mercilessly in a headlock, jerks him onto his feet and around the ring before leaping up and dropping Rip- while still in a headlock!

More kicks, to the shoulder! Rip squirms while cocky Jimmy, aware that he owns this ring (meaning- he owns every guy in it), struts around as the camera goes in for a closeup of his hot, bulging package. Another kick!

Then, he grabs Rip by the boots, holds his legs up and kicks him repeatedly in the thighs.

Rip's enormous manhood starts swelling up (maybe he's enjoying this!). Jimmy struts some more and watches Rip squirm.

Then, a nasty knee-over-throat choke!

Another mean, humiliating hair-pulling! Jimmy gets Rip between his legs, then lifts him up and over his shoulder for a walk around the ring.

Is Jimmy getting...bigger? Rip certainly is, as he squirms, laying defeated, barely bothering to try getting up.

But he does and Jimmy teaches him that he'd better stay down with another nasty kick to the back.

Jimmy Dean gets in the ring to do a lot more than wrestle and win. All this time he's been squashing helpless Rip down to nothing- hard clotheslines, vicious kicks, humiliating headlocks and hair-pulling, choking, and even parading him around the ring being carried over Jimmy's shoulder... and that still isn't enough! Mean Jimmy is only interested in trying to give this jobber the beating of his nightmares, make Rip want to quit wrestling for good by adding insult to injury in every nasty way he can. But this next one just tops them all- as Rip lies squirming, Jimmy yanks his head up grabbing a fistful of his hair and forces Rip to crawl (or else be dragged by the hair- OUCH) over to the bottom rope where Jimmy holds Rip down by riding on top of him and chokes Rip's throat with it. Rip gargles and struggles to grasp the rope with his fingers as Jimmy laughs evily (and with intense hard-faced aggression), taunts him verbally, and puts pressure on the back of Rip's neck with his thumbs.

Then, when Jimmy's tired of this (or as soon as he gets another idea), he climbs off Rip but with Rip's hair still pulled tight in his hand, and lifts the beefy slave-jobber to his feet.